Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Of Monsters and 'Monster Men'

The shift.

The second baseman moving over to short right, shortstop to right center, third baseman enjoying a smoke and a hot dog in the first row of the stands.

It's the baseball story of the 2014--that and all the glowing re2pect for the Yankee captain.

But what do you call that infielder hanging out in short right like an underage kid in a bar?

He's a monster man, saves David Cone.

"It looks like slow pitch softball out there," said Cone in a recent YES Network telecast. "The 'monster man' in those games played short right."

Boothmate Ken Singleton had his own term for the short, temporary right fielder.

"Monster man or rover," said Ken.

Maybe not enough people write about softball these days, but I don't see any use of "monster man" in a softball context in the interwebs.

I do see a football one on UTSports.com:
Three-time Vols football letterman Nick Showalter passed away on Monday at the age of 65. Showalter played "monster man" for the Vols from 1966-68. He went on to become a successful dentist in Knoxville.

And then:

In those days, Tennessee coach Doug Dickey often recruited prep quarterbacks, reasoning they were the best athletes on the team, and turned them into capable offensive and defensive players.
Dr. Showalter was one of those type players, playing defensive end and "monster man" during his career, a time in which the Vols won the SEC and national title in 1967 and graced three bowl games.
Apparently, "monster man" is a widely understood term down in Tennessee, as UT Sports offers no explanation as to what the heck it is.

But Wikipedia's "Glossary of American Football" defines it as:

A strong safety in a four-deep secondary with the ability to cover deep zones, defend against runs and, on occasion, play on the line of scrimmage.

The rover, says Answers.com, can be just about anywhere, as the word indicates.

The rover usually plays in shallow center-field, but like every other player (except the pitcher and catcher), can play anywhere on the field at any time.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Jeter Feeling 'Groovy' After Wainright Pipe Shot

Hey Adam Wainwright:

Maybe the next time you start the all-star game, don't through a cookie to the first batter you face!

And maybe, in case you do, in fact, serve up a giant meatball to the leadoff hitter, don't tell the media that you did so afterwards. It's insulting to the hitter...even if it's Derek Jeter...especially if it's Derek Jeter. It's insulting to the fans. It's insulting to the game.

And if you do choose to admit it to the media, don't later retract that statement by saying it was all a joke.


In baseball parlance, Wainwright "grooved" the pitch to Jeter--gave him every chance to hit a straight fastball, which wasn't super-fast, in the Captain's final all-star game.

Wainright offered another term for it.

“I was going to give him a couple of pipe shots,” Wainwright told the NY Times. “He deserved it. I didn’t know he was going to hit a double or else I would have changed my mind. I thought he was going to hit something hard to the right side for a single or an out. I probably should have pitched him a little bit better.”

The Cardinals pitcher trotted out the verb form of "pipe shot" as well.

“I was hoping it would be the first pitch and he would take it,” he said. “Then I would say, ‘All right, I piped him one and he didn’t swing,’ so I could go to it. But I spiked it in the dirt. I gave him one more shot, and unfortunately he didn’t miss it.”

After a social media maelstrom broke out, Wainwright did what you do when your words spark a shitstorm. You say you were joking.

“Usually I kind of like to think about things before I say them, and obviously I didn’t do that very well,” he said. “And I’m an idiot. I made a mistake.”

Jeter doubled on the groove-y pitch. “If he grooved it, thank you," Jeet said. “You’ve still gotta hit it. But if that’s what he did, I appreciate it.”

There's some history of pitchers grooving pitches to notable hitters as a show of respect. The New York Post mentions Cal Ripken and Barry Bonds getting served up pipe shots late in their careers.

In '68, Denny McClain put one on a platter for Mickey Mantle when an aging Mantle was stuck on 534 homers--and tied for third on the all time list.

Asked how he wanted the pitch, the New York Times reports, Mantle said, “High and tight, mediocre cheese.”

Mediocre cheese is, of course, a synonym for a cookie or a meatball.

Now I must eat. 

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Strike One...Two...Three...Nine


You can pitch a perfect game, as 23 men have in MLB history, but it doesn't mean you've pitched an immaculate inning.

Immaculate innings are when a pitcher throws nine strikes--no balls, no fouls. Just strike one, two and three--three times in a half inning. In fact, you're more perfect when you're immaculate than when you're perfect; perfect games, after all, feature lots of balls and fouls.

Garrett Richards of the L.A. Angels did it earlier this month, just two days after Justin Masterson was similarly immaculate for the Cleveland Indians. (Making things even more immaculate, Masterson did it against his old Boston Red Sox mates; the Sawx had traded Masterson and others for Victor Martinez in 2009. V-Mart split two years later as a free agent.)

Two others have had immaculate innings this season, says the NY Times: Cole Hamels of the Phightin' Phils and Brad Boxberger of the Rays.

The Double I has its own entry on Wikipedia, which says John Clarkson was the first player to get one when his mighty Boston Beaneaters (real team name) faced the Philadelphia Quakers (like the Phils, without the fighting), in 1889.

It's been done just 75 times in Major League history, reports Baseball Almanac.

The last Met to do it, if you're scoring at home, was David Cone in 1991.

Thursday, May 15, 2014

There Goes the Neighborhood Play

We've all seen it before.

Team A is looking to pull off a double play.

Team B is looking to disrupt said double play.

Team A's shortstop takes the toss from the second basemen, places his foot kind of/sort of near second base, and whips to first.

Out X 2.

This is, of course, the neighborhood play, which means the player does not actually have to step on second, but only has to be in the neighborhood of the base.

This allows middle infielders, as the New York Times put it in early May, "to protect themselves by getting out of the way of hard-charging runners."

The neighborhood play was initially feared to be going the way of letter-high strikes, posited Rob Neyer before the season started, thanks to the advent of video review. But it's not reviewable. 

Back in 2009, Rich Garcia, Major League Baseball umpire supervisor, denied there was such a thing. 
“There is no such thing as the neighborhood play,” he said. You either touch the base or you don’t.”

The New York Times says it's allowed, like pitchers and a spot of pine tar, as long as it's not too obvious. Stephen Drew was a little too obvious for the Red Sox during the American League Championship Series, though he did end up getting the out call.

“He wasn’t even in the neighborhood; he was in a different county," former middle infielder Alex Cora told the Times.

Neighborhood play is not to be confused with a neighborhood play, such as when Spanky, Alfalfa, Darla and the gang would get together to stage a little song and dance.

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

'14 Mets Have a 'Hoss' in the Race

With Matt Harvey having his elbow redone for the foreseeable future, the Metsies will need a serious horse to take the mound every fifth turn in 2014.

Better yet, maybe a hoss can lead the team from the hill.

A horse is, of course, a sturdy pitcher--a guy who eats up innings, ends losing streaks, and carries the team on his back, much like a, ya know, horse does.

That may be future Mets pitcher Noah Syndergaard.

"Noah's a hoss," said Brandon Nimmo, future Mets outfielder, in the NY Times after the Futures Game at Citi Field in July.

A hoss is southern slang for horse. It is not known at presstime if hoss is a higher compliment than horse.

Urban Dictionary describes "hoss" thusly:

One who is a beast that can basically do anything he wants. He is usually loved by all and a ladies man. He could break anyone or anything in half.

Perhaps unnecessarily, Urban Dictionary adds, "Hoss is a compliment."

Nimmo knows about horses. He's from Cheyenne, Wyoming. They have a lot of horses out there. They may even call them "hosses."

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Many fantasy baseball owners, especially the most competitive ones, are always looking for an edge. Some feel as though they now have one thanks to the rise in popularity of more complex statistics. Most fantasy baseball leagues still have basic categories such as batting average, home runs, strikeouts and more, but advanced statistics do a good job of helping a person predict output prior to the start of the season.
Statistics such as on-base percentage, batting average balls in play, isolated power and more are just the start for those who love to crunch numbers while also loving fantasy baseball and sports in general. Some are resistant to all of these numbers, and they certainly are not perfect, but it is a way for people to stay connected with the sport while sitting at their desk or on their computer.
The majority of baseball fans still get drawn in by those sexy numbers, such as Joe Dimaggio’s 56-game winning streak, hitting .400, hitting over 60 home runs and more. The issue is that the majority of the most well-known numbers are counting statistics. In a one year season, people are looking for consistency and efficiency with the players they draft on their fantasy baseball team.
Numbers are only going to become more and more prevalent for baseball fans, so those resistant to change should get used to it. Baseball is still known as a game that has to be played on a field, but analytical tools are always being created and tinkered with to try and explain what happened in the past, and what might happen in the future.


Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Darling's Trading In His Chevy For a Cadillac-ac-ac-ac-ac

If baseball announcers are to be believed, Cadillacs are best enjoyed at a modest cruising speed.
After all, "Cadillacing" after a batted ball means taking your time in getting to it.

"A simple ground ball up the middle in almost game, Heyward kind of Cadillacs in and gets that ball," said Ron Darling during Dodgers-Braves last week. "But he cannot with Puig running."

Darling has long had a thing for Cadillacs. As a minor leaguer back in 1982, he said in Newsday about making the Big Show:

"The money is secondary, really. I'm a pretty frugal guy, although in New York my frugalities might include a Cadillac."

During day games at CitiField, Darling will often share the booth with Ralph Kiner, who had a little something to say about Cadillacs during his illustrious playing career.

"Home run hitters drive Cadillacs," Kiner famously said, "and singles hitters drive Fords."

Funny, I was half tuning in last night to Sox-Rays, and another announcer on TBS--not Darling--referred to a player "Cadillacing" in for a fly ball. 

Did he get it from Ron? Or is it a real baseball term?

In fact, "Cadillacing" been around for some time. The radio program A Way With Words cites the Seattle Times waaayyy back in 1989:

"He moved to his right to catch a fly out, but Greg Gagne surprisingly tagged from first base and reached second when Griffey’s threw was too soft and wide. “I don’t like him ‘Cadillacing’ like that,” he said. 

The University of Oregon has the word in its online slang dictionary, and defines "Cadillacing" thusly:

To run in an unhurried, showy way; generally, to perform or operate lackadaisically, carelessly, or without worry  

Finally, we turn to hip-hop for a bit of clarity. The emcee Paul Wall rapped this in 2008:

These boys lazy Cadillac'ing, while I'm greenback stacking

So Cadillacing has been around for some time, yet seems to be the darling of the baseball announcer set these days.